I had a dream several nights ago that James Cagney called me to threaten me concerning some long forgotten event. (In the dream James Cagney accuses me of eating his Dream Cicle. And he used all the verbiage that one would expect of a celluloid gangster!)
The dream was so vivid yet, so amusing I woke up laughing to myself then I actually checked my voicemail.
Nope. No message from a long dead film star gangster concerning his long lost Popsicle!
But the odd thing was that I couldn’t stop thinking about the dream. So even though it wasn’t quite 8 am I drove down to the local grocery store to purchase a box of those vanilla orange tasty treats! Yummy. When my wife reads this she’ll be appalled! I didn’t eat the entire box by myself. I actually shared most of those tasty treats with several homeless looking gents sitting in front of the store.
Later in the morning I related my dream to a few different people and one guy pulled me aside and played a voicemail that he had received the day before. He had been in prison and had been out for over ten years living here in the Valley.
As I’m listening to the recording I can’t believe how campy and utterly obnoxious the guy is! And how completely stupid because he has made what amounts to a death threat over the phone and left it on a recorded message!
How dumb can you be? Your voice print is just as unique as your fingerprints! I’m posting the voicemail. But understand that there is some profanity so don’t follow the link if that would offend you.
Some People Never Learn
Whoever left the voicemail is in jeopardy of facing both State and Federal charges. Also anyone who is involved with the threat in any way is liable to be charged.
But some people never learn! They will readily go back to prison and take all their friends with them…
I’m posting this on my site because I’m having a Contest to see who can identify the caller first. I know that the internet offers many search tools for identifying people including voice recognition.
So ready set go!
I’ll be waiting to hear from you soon.
Notice:
As this is an unusual Contest several regular contributors have contacted me via email and made a suggestion.
As comments come in I will NOT post them. Rather I will contact you via WP to your Blog directly. Thank you.
jeffrey meranto 