When one is first sentenced to prison there is a feeling of being completely out of control.You’ve lost your fight for freedom and now you have to come to grips with it all. But how do come to terms with something so beyond anything and everything you’ve ever known? Believe me everyone comes to this point and most everyone knowingly or unknowingly develops some strategy for coping – for getting through the first part of the nightmare some plan of action. And that’s what I did. I’m a guy so I did what guy’s do I developed a plan.
This is not to imply that Ladies don’t plan. My wife for example plans out everything. She plans events, she plans things to do, she even plans time between things to do so we can do things that just come up while we wait to do other things that she has previously planned for us to do. She is by far the best planner ever.
We recently went back East to visit relatives in Minnesota and my Bride, as is her way, planned out the entire trip for us. She planned dinners, lunches, places to stay and places not to stay, she even planned allotments of time between planned events so we might catch our breath or do something fun and wonderful that we hadn’t planned to do. Got it?
One day between seeing her Cousins and sleeping at some lake we had “nothing planned” and she asked me if I had any ideas. I had, since childhood wanted to see “The World’s Largest Ball of Twine Rolled By One Man” and once when she and I were in Minnesota years before I had made attempts for us to go but, she had always had other plans, (this was before she added into her planning strategy plans to do nothing or plans to do other things theretofore unplanned). So I, being aware of her meticulous planning methods, and her complete lack of desire to join my quest, had kept silent concerning The World’s Largest Ball Of Twine Rolled By One Man until we were between plans and being between plans I pounced – made mention of my long-held desire and waited for her rebuff.
“Seriously? You want to drive an hour to see a ball of string? Why?”
“Look, you know I mentioned this years ago when we were here before. And it’s twine not string.”
“Twine, string who cares? It’s just a ball made out of rope Jeff, er. . Twine a ball of twine. Ok so we’ll go. But only because you never did get that Schwinn bicycle you wanted when you were a kid. Twine. . Seriously?”
So off we went to my delight. Until we got there at Darwin Minnesota and I discovered that I had forgotten my camera. But I did have the opportunity to fulfill a boyhood dream! I recommend it to any guy out there. Imagine the years of the years of time dedicated to this. It weighs in excess of 9 tons. Unfortunately I, as I stated had “forgotten” my camera so all I have to show you is what I could pull up on the internet.
Driving back my lovely wife say’s to me, “So, did you enjoy yourself?”
“Are you kidding, that was great!” I exclaimed.
“I knew you’d like it, that’s why I planned for us to go there today.”
“You planned,” began my retort, ” right, you can’t stand it that I finally got to see it! But I love you for going with me.”
“Jeff baby, look in my day planner,” she said to me.
And sure enough she had it scheduled in
our her plans, listed as ‘MUST SEE’
Sitting back watching the scenery I asked her, “So . . why tell me now? Why didn’t you just say something ahead of time?”
“Because honey, I had to plan that you wouldn’t have your camera. We’d still be there with me snapping pictures of you with your ball of string. You know how you are!”
“So where is my camera?” I asked.
“I let my nephew David use it!”
“The kid with the blue Mohawk?”
“It’s not a ball of string. .”
“I know honey, I know I was there. Twine, it’s twine. Happy now?”
And I was.